Saturday, February 5, 2011

See you at the White House: The 2010 Green Bay Packers


The Super Bowl is tomorrow.  Hold on a moment while I let that soak in.  It has been nearly two weeks since the Packers won the NFC championship game and I still don’t think I have comprehended the gravity of the situation.  My Green Bay Packers are in the freaking SUPER BOWL.  It has been quite the experience with it happening while living in Green Bay.  This is something important to this city and its people.

It has been one hell of a season, right?   I have quite a few talking points to go over, but first I must throw out a little shout out to a friend of mine.  My co-worker and friend, Jillian, entered a contest with a local radio station to show that she is Green Bay’s biggest Kenny Chesney Fan.  How does this tie into the Packers?  Because Kenny has a concert here this summer at Lambeau Field that will be the first of its kind at the stadium.   The radio station wants to send a local fan to Tampa to be a correspondence on Kenny’s tour before he brings the show to Lambeau.  Jillian can be that person if we show her some support.

So, what am I getting to?  I’d like you to click the following link.   When you do so, please find the “Like” button at the bottom of the page.  If Jillian tallies up enough votes, she gets to go to Tampa.   It takes a total of 4 seconds to do.  If you are reading this blog, you can spare that time.

A Reflection of Destiny

At the beginning of the NFL season, everyone expected the Packers to go to the Super Bowl.  They were supposed to make it there.  The expectations were high and the Packers nation wasn’t going to be happy unless that result came to light.  By mid season, those expectations were burned to ashes.  The Packers didn’t look like the contenders we expected them to be.  They couldn’t close the deal on many close games.  The special teams looked as nice as a Lindsay Lohan mug shot.  The offense was sporadic.  The defense was the only constant.   And they came through every time we needed them to.  It took 13 games and an ass kicking by the Lions to put things in perspective.  The Packers weren’t meeting expectations and it wasn’t going to be easy.  It took the 14th game of the season and all the odds stacked against them for this team to realize their true destiny.

The Best Game of the Season
The odd thing about this season is that the most important game the Packers played all season was one in which they lost.  Week 15 versus the Patriots is what made this Packers team what they are going into Dallas tomorrow.  That game changed everything.  It may not have been the best game they played, but it was the one they very well may have put the most heart into.  They were just seconds away of upsetting the Patriots .  Hell, they were beating them for most of the game.  That wasn’t supposed to happen with a banged up team and a backup quarterback who had never started a game in his life.

It was in this game where you could see that the Packers really believed that they were something special.  You could see that they were unified on a cause.  It was this game that showed that Mike McCarthy really does have the respect of his players.  He coached the best game of his life and it showed with the play calling and the effort by his team.   They lost this game, but they found themselves.  Their true character showed.

Up until this game, the Packers all but asked everyone to doubt their legitimacy.  However, this game changed all that.  It was a turning point.  Their potential started to shine.   You could start to feel that they were capable of doing great things when all cylinders were firing.  The Packers’ destiny was looming.  Not everyone could see it.  One man did, though.  His name was Lovie Smith.  He wanted nothing to do with the Packers, so he was going to try everything to eliminate them from the playoffs.  The Bears played the Packers hard in week 17 and I have no doubt that Lovie would have went for the dagger with a two point conversion had his team scored on its final drive.
Best Play of the Season
The onside kick at the start of the Patriots game was the best call of the season by Mike McCarthy, if not the best he ever made.  Nobody ever does that.  The Packers had nothing to lose.  They weren’t even supposed to be in the game, so kicking it onside was a risk they could take.  It worked like a charm and set the tone for the intensity they were about to bring.  This kick blew my mind.  I am still awed by it.

Most Important Performance of the Season
Most people might point to Rodgers and his game against the Falcons during the playoffs.  That was an epic performance, but it would not have been possible if this other guy didn’t bring the game of his life.  I am referring to the week 17 performance of Erik Walden.  His stats were a clear indication of his impact.  He had 16 tackles and 3 sacks.  The man was all over the place and the main reason the Bears couldn’t score more than a field goal.  He was chasing around Jay Cutler all day and making his life a living hell before Twitter took a shot at the guy.  This performance by Walden was the indication that the team was finally past all of the injuries.  The players all knew their roles and were following the game plan to near perfection. 

Erik Walden showed that they didn’t need the “elite” players in there to make an impact.  Everyone on that defense had their own part to play.  Any player could make a play at any time.  This was apparent in the playoffs and I expect it to ring true during the Super Bowl.

The Team MVPs

Aaron Rodgers is the easy pick.  So, that is why I won’t be choosing him.  First, I must acknowledge how much better Tim Masthay has been punting the past couple months.  He seems to have found the golden leg.  He managed to keep Devin Hester from making an impact twice in four weeks.  He kept Desean Jackson at bay as well.  He was putting balls inside the twenty like it was his job or something.  Like it or not, he made a big difference down the stretch.  For that, he gets one of my MVP awards.

As for defense, the easy pick is Clay Matthews.  Nope.   He was great, but the guy I am thinking about was consistent all season.  I don’t even think I saw him make a bad play.  Who?  Tramon Williams, that is who.  He brought his game to the next level.  Hell, he was so great that the Packers let Al Harris go.  He played so damn awesome that it freed up Chuck Woodson to run amuck from all angles.  Williams was able to cover anyone.   You could barely throw his way.  Hell, you rarely heard his name because he wasn’t being burned.  Plays weren’t being made his way, so that is the best you could ever ask from a cornerback.  Oh wait, he brought more than that to the table.  Clutch plays in the playoffs?  You are damn right!

My offensive MVP was John Kuhn.  He never was razzle dazzle, but he was tough.  He converted for first downs in short yardage.  He was a threat on the ground and in the air near the goal line.  He took on the burden of being the lead back when Ryan Grant went down.  His stats never would wow people, but he was always managing to make plays.  In the process, he became a cult hero.

You Should Send Brett Favre a Thank You Note
I can feel the disdain you all have pulsating through your veins at the mere mention of the man.  Don’t close the window just yet.  Let me explain myself.  I really do believe that Brett Favre contributed to this year’s Super Bowl run.

Love him or hate him, Brett Favre’s waffling allowed this team to be what it is today.  Had he rode off into the sunset in 2008, the Packers would not be the team they are.  So his wishy washy act actually did some good for the Packers and I am going to tell you why.

Brett Favre’s need to return to football left Ted Thompson with a decision.  Release him or trade him.  They couldn’t release him because he would end up in Chicago or Minnesota faster than a text message travels.  Ted traded Brett. 

The trade was a conditional 4th round pick.   The round increased based on performance.  Brett, because he came back, played every game for the Jets.  This was enough to bump the pick up to a 3rd rounder.   This gave the Packers 4 picks in the first three rounds.  This also gave Ted Thompson something to work with.

Ted had a plan in the 2009 draft and he put it into motion.  He had the freedom to take the best guy on the board when the Packers’ pick came up.  So, he took a little guy by the name of B.J. Raji.  He undoubtedly took Raji as part of a master plan to solidify the 3-4 defense that was being put into place.   This gave him some room to trade around.

Ted decided that he could part ways with the team’s 2nd round pick and his two third round picks for the Patriots late 1st round pick and a 5h round pick.  The trade was put into place and the Packers selected Clay Matthews. 

So, as you can see, that 3rd round pick the Packers got for Favre translated into the Raji/Matthews first round surprise.  In simpler terms:  Favre’s antics turned into Clay Matthews (and to some extent contributed to the pick of BJ Raji). 

I appreciate this weird twist of fate.  As much as Favre is hated, his ugly divorce with the Packers was written into the team’s destiny.  Fate never intended for a clean retirement.  Had Favre rode off into the sunset, the Packers defense would look drastically different.  And yes, I will go as far as saying that they wouldn’t be as good as they are now.

The Favre debacle left a bad taste in my mouth as a fan.  I hated how it all went down.   I spent three seasons trying to make sense of it.  Now I understand.  It was meant to happen that way.  It had to.  This team of destiny was nudged in this direction the moment Brett changed his mind.  As a fan, I am not at peace over the situation.  It had to be this way.  Thank you for, your antics, Brett.  They may have tarnished your legacy, but in the end, they were for the greater good.

My Thoughts on the Big Game

The experts have been beating this to death for two weeks now.  I don’t want to point out all the strengths and weaknesses since it has been done over and over.  We all know what the Packers theoretically need to do.  They are more than capable of winning this thing.  Vegas seems to agree.  How astounding is it that the 6 seed Wild Card team is favored?  That has to be unprecedented.

The Packers earned that respect from the odds makers though.  They are on the hottest of streaks as we have ever seen.  Some would argue that the Patriots were also on a hot streak during their 16-0 season.  Well, this is different.  The law of averages caught up with New England.  The Packers got their ugly shit out of their system.  I expect the best of their performances to come during Super Bowl XLV.

Rodgers will have a good game.  I wouldn’t expect anything else.  Big Ben will avoid a few sacks like they were rape charges.  The announcers will talk a lot about hair.  These things are givens.  But let me give you a few predictions of things I think may go down.

First, I really believe that Raji will get to touch the ball on offense.  That elephant package will come out on short yardage that isn’t near the goal line as well.  When they need a yard, they just need to get Raji in there to show the world who he is.  He will also give those Glee kids a hard act to follow once he gets those dance moves going.

The wide receivers that shine for the Packers will be named Jones and Nelson.  They are going to be the ones with the best matchups and Rodgers likes them.  Look for one of them to get some serious yards after the catch.  Jones seems to be focused now that he got that ugly drop out of his system.  Dare I say that one of these guys could be MVP?

I expect the Packers to run a whole not more than expected.  They may utilize the same game plan that they used against the Patriots.  They were running out of 4 WR sets quite often.   And out of the shotgun formation.   This may be the surprise of the game.

I expect at least one defensive touchdown by one of the teams.

It is a given that I am picking the Packers, right?   Not only because I have to, but because they should win.  So, I am going with a historical score.  35-21 Packers.  Raji as game MVP(because I bet money on this)

See you in the White House.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

This one is for all the cookies in the jar as far as I am concerned.


All is quiet north of the border this morning.  Once 2 p.m. hits, it might as well be utterly silent.  Pick any random town in the state of Wisconsin and you’ll find a virtual ghost town.  Frozen tumbleweed might as well blow across Main Street.  It isn’t a time to be out and about amidst the hustle and bustle.  There is a football game to be played.  A football game that may be more important than any ever played (if you ask anyone around here).  Shit is about the go real as the actual battle is being fought.

The citizens of Wisconsin aren’t often united on any issues.  If we aren’t debating the merits of a high speed train system, we are arguing about a state wide smoking ban.  There has always been plenty to disagree about.  However, one thing has generally kept us all on the same page.  When it comes to Packers football, this state bands together like chubby kids sneaking out of fat camp.



Just look at Facebook this morning.  It is littered with references to the game.  Hell, the past week has been filled with posts.  There hasn’t been a game getting this much attention ever as far as I am concerned.  People are taking this seriously.  Not just seriously, but bat shit seriously.  The fans are more into this game and rivalry than the players are.

We all know the history.  This is only the second time the Packers have ever played the Bears in the playoffs.  It is the first time ever that the NFC was decided between these teams.  It is an epic scenario just based off of the history of the two teams.  Then take into consideration that a few years back, when hired, Lovie Smith made his first goal as the coach to beat the Packers.  That is a bold fucking statement.  And you know what?   He followed through and beat the Packers that year.  That didn’t sit well with Packers nation.



Fast forward to this season.  The Bears won the NFC North in a fashion that was composed of luck and inept play by the Packers.  The general sentiment is that the Packers lost the division more so than the Bears won it.  On the other hand, the Bears fans all feel as if the critical world of sports is shitting on their team.  They expected more respect since they did win the division and earned a first round bye.  Their team is playing at home.  However, somehow, they are listed as the underdogs.  As a true fan of my own team, I know that would piss me off.



The rivalry was in full force this week.  Nasty verbal barbs were being exchanged.  Jokes were forwarded in emails.  Pictures were photoshopped into trash talking media.  Music videos were shared across facebook.  It is not just Packers versus Bears or the city of Green Bay versus Chicago.  This is about Wisconsin versus Illinois, or how both sides would describe it, Good versus Evil.   This is about those god damned tolls we have to pay just to visit Ikea.  This is about the jacked up prices in Lake Geneva.  This is about all the jokes about bad driving or the implication that being a cheesehead is a bad thing.  All the frustrations of two states in storied feud  gets settled on a football field near the shores of Lake Michigan.  A trip to the Super Bowl is technically on the line, but so are bragging rights.



Wisconsites want to stick it to the FIBs.  Illini want to shut up all the beer drinking cheeseheads.  Whoever wins will get about seven months of bragging rights before the loser gets another shot in this feud.  Seven months can be a long fucking time.  



Many will say that this is just a game.  Those people clearly don’t understand the gravity of the situation.  


Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Just Cut(ler) it out. He isn't THAT bad...


Have any of you noticed how there seems to be some real hate for a young fellow named Jay Cutler?  You might have heard of him.  He’s the starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears.  No, not him.   Not him either.  I know it’s hard to keep track of all the Bears quarterbacks since there have been 42 of them since Brett Favre started his first game.  However, I am referring to the most recent guy.  Yep, the one with the pouty face.  NOW you know who I am talking about.  This guy.


He doesn’t look too happy in this picture, does he?   I wonder why that is.  It is probably because his blood sugar was low or something like that.  Now, I don’t exactly understand the disdain people have for Cutler.  I’ve never really picked up on a blatant reason to hate the guy.  Sure he throws an interception or two, but so did the guy us Packers fans followed for 16 years.  We got over it.  Poor Cutler might just need to hang in there for a while.  Maybe if he wins some games, he’ll win some people over.

And it isn’t even just Packers fans who hate on the guy.  The people of Denver were happy to see him traded to the Bears.  News outlets in Wisconsin were quoting Bears fans wishing they had Rodgers as their guy.  Hell, the internet is littered with all kinds of memes making fun of the poor dude.  It apparently is really easy to do so.  If I had photoshop skills, I might get in on this.  Instead, I’ll just let a bunch of other people do it for me.

I found some real winners in the Facebook event named “National F**k the Bears Week!”The site is littered with them.   So, with that, let me share the ones that really warmed my cold heart a bit.

This one is probably my favorite since I especially loved “Inception”.  Incredibly creative.


This one is great because it plays on the LOLZ Cats memes and shows some pouting.


I love a good motivational poster mock up.  


This one brings up something I never noticed about Jay Cutler, but gosh damn, they are right!


This one is just plain offensive.  I don’t agree with it whatsoever.  I am curious if it is a photo shop job or a legit jersey someone runs around wearing on game day.  I doubt it’s a Packers fan wearing this shit.  They wouldn’t waste their money on a Bears jersey.  This has to be a disgruntled Bears fan.  Come on, people, it isn’t so bad for you.  Your team made it to a Super Bowl with Sexy Rexy.


This one isn’t even a mock up.  Someone just found an embarrassing photo.   Simplicity is sometimes the most effective.


Some of the photo skills are a little rough, but they make up for it with a good joke.


This one is just plain clever.
Now as I said, I don’t get the Cutler hate.  Other than his supposed poutiness, he isn’t that bad of a quarterback.  He’ll probably even start more than two consecutive seasons for the Bears.  That would be a feat.   However, I am not naive.   I know that a few solid seasons won’t save Jay Cutler from ridicule from the Packers nation.  We make a pass time out of knocking on the Bears’ quarterback.  We’ve been doing it since Jim McMahon was there.  In actuality, longevity at the QB position makes you fodder for Packers fans.  Just ask Jim Harbaugh, Erik Kramer, and Rex Grossman.



Grossman was actually fun to make fun of.  His erractic game play essentially spoke for itself, so the jokes he endured weren’t as funny as his numbers.  Speaking of numbers, let’s go over the astounding number from before:  42.   That is the number of starting quarterbacks the Bears have had since the beginning of the modern Packers era (we’ll call it that from now on rather than pointing out that it is when Favre started his first game).  For shits and giggles, lets look at the list of field generals from the past 19 years (Source:  http://www.bearshistory.com/)

1992: Jim Harbaugh, Peter Tom Willis, Will Furrer
1993: Harbaugh, Willis
1994: Erik Kramer, Steve Walsh
1995: Kramer 1996: Kramer, Dave Kreig
1997: Kramer, Rick Mirer
1998: Kramer, Steve Stenstrom, Moses Moreno
1999: Shane Matthews, Cade McNown, Jim Miller
2000: McNown, Matthews, Miller
2001: Miller, Matthews
2002: Miller, Chris Chandler, Henry Burris
2003: Kordell Stewart, Chandler, Rex Grossman
2004: Grossman, Jonathan Quinn, Craig Krenzel, Chad Hutchinson
2005: Kyle Orton, Grossman
2006: Grossman
2007: Grossman, Brian Griese, Orton
2008: Orton, Grossman
2009: Jay Cutler
2010: Cutler, Todd Collins

And yes, I do realize that they are counting guys being shuffled around as an additional start.   Either way, that shit ain’t good.  They probably should have kept Orton.  People didn’t seem to hate him that much.  Hell, they seemed to respect the man’s neck beard.

Maybe that isn’t the best picture of the guy, but I still respect the neck beard.  It takes a big man to pull it off.  In all fairness, Orton had a decent season on a really bad team.  Over 3,600 yards, 20 TDs, and only 9 INTs.  Those numbers are enough to win for a quarterback.   They were just as good, if not better than Cutler (3,274 yards, 26 TDs, 16 INTs).  Kyle Orton still got the good end of that trade.  Even if he is getting pushed out of his job so that the Chosen One can start.  He’ll find a new home and still won’t have to face the ridicule that Cutler will face if he doesn’t win on Sunday.

Now, as I said, I don’t totally get the hate on Jay Cutler.  He is much better than some of the riff raff on that list a few paragraphs back.  Shane Matthews anyone?  Jim Miller?  Chad Hutchinson?   Bears fans should be glad that the guy stays healthy.  Granted he may be inconsistent, I would still take him over most of those other guys.  I respect the fact that he even made it to the NFL when he hadn’t ever played in a bowl game during his time at Vanderbilt.  Hell, this is the first year he has been in the postseason since high school.  The man has something going for him if he is now starting in the NFC Championship game.

Some of the hate is probably jealousy because Cutler is banging Kristin Cavallari from that show I don’t know the name of and would never watch.  That has to count for something, right?  Maybe he has emo hair, but at least he trims it, unlike Mr. Brady in New England.  In fact, he isn’t even the least likable quarterback left in the playoffs.  When has Jay Cutler forced sex on a woman in a bathroom guarded by goons?  Probably never.  


Win or lose, Bears fans, at least your quarterback isn’t an accused rapist.  And that is something to be proud of.